Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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