I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He passed out mid-signature
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
When did we convert life to cartoon?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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