i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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