Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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