I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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