I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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