No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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