Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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