I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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