Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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