Don't you send me to vm
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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