hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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