Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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