fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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