So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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