My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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