My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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