We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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