I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
