this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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