Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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