butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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