btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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