I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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