You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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