I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
