This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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