I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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