So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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