id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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