Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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