My balls are so social today.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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