Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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