He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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