the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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