it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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