Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Still dying that you shit outside
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
