I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize
