the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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