3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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