I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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