Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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