I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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