i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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