If i come over, it means nothing
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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