So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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