Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
In America we eat man semen.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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