I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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