he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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