You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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