I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
