Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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