If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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